The Garbage-Time Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gordon II scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
87%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gordon II's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.