The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Gordon II rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
89%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gordon II drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.