The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“Gordon II goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gordon II's stadium. Only over Gordon II.
- Gordon II tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gordon II, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.