The Garbage-Time Hex of Ollie Gordon II
Ollie Gordon II · MIA · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Gordon II's stadium. Only over Gordon II.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gordon II's week
- Gordon II rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Gordon II is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gordon II scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ollie Gordon II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ollie Gordon II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ollie Gordon II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.