The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
- Cooper Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Cooper Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.