The Snap Count Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The QB looks at Cooper Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
75%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Cooper Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.