The Hamstring Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Cooper Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cooper Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.