The Inch-Short Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cooper Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.