The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Cooper Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cooper Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.