The Snap Count Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Cooper Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cooper Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.