The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Cooper Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cooper Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.