The Snap Count Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Cooper Jr., that's a flag." Cooper Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Cooper Jr., Cooper Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.