The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Cooper Jr., Cooper Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.