The Hamstring Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
73%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Cooper Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.