The Phantom Flag Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
86%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cooper Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.