The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Cooper Jr. was due a breakout.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
84%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cooper Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.