The Butter-Finger Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cooper Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.