The Snap Count Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cooper Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.