The Phantom Holding Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Cooper Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Cooper Jr. was due a breakout.
87%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cooper Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.