The Inch-Short Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Cooper Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Cooper Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
88%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cooper Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.