The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Cooper Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cooper Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.