The Inch-Short Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Cooper Jr., that's a flag." Cooper Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Cooper Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
91%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cooper Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.