The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Cooper Jr.'s stadium. Only over Cooper Jr..” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
- Cooper Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
83%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cooper Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.