The Late Scratch Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Cooper Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
82%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cooper Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.