The Late Scratch Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Cooper Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Cooper Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.