The Late Scratch Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Cooper Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
89%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cooper Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.