The Snap Count Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Cooper Jr.'s stadium. Only over Cooper Jr..
75%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Cooper Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.