The Hamstring Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- The QB looks at Cooper Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
90%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cooper Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.