The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Cooper Jr.'s stadium. Only over Cooper Jr..
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cooper Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.