The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“The QB looks at Cooper Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
- Cooper Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
89%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cooper Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.