The Mystery Tweak Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
74%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cooper Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.