The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The QB looks at Cooper Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
75%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cooper Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.