The Butter-Finger Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
73%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cooper Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.