The Dropped Pass Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Cooper Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cooper Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.