The Inch-Short Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Cooper Jr.'s stadium. Only over Cooper Jr..
- Cooper Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cooper Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.