The Hamstring Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Cooper Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Cooper Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.