The Butter-Finger Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Cooper Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Cooper Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.