The Inch-Short Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cooper Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.