The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Ref: "Number Cooper Jr., that's a flag." Cooper Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
- Cooper Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cooper Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.