The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Hampton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hampton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.