The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hampton's stadium. Only over Hampton.
85%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hampton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.