The Late Scratch Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Hampton rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
87%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hampton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.