The Fumble Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Hampton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hampton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.