The Hamstring Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Hampton runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
86%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Hampton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.