The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- Hampton gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
84%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hampton, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.