The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Hampton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hampton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.