The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Hampton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Hampton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hampton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.