The Late Scratch Hex of Omarion Hampton
Omarion Hampton · LAC · RB
“Hampton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hampton's week
- Hampton gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Hampton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hampton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omarion Hampton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omarion Hampton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omarion Hampton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.