The Phantom Flag Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Ref: "Number Washington, that's a flag." Washington: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Washington's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Washington's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.