The Butter-Finger Hex of Parker Washington
Parker Washington · JAX · WR
“Washington is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Washington's week
- Washington will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Washington is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Washington drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Parker Washington in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Parker Washington is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Parker Washington actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.